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"The Vice President and I have reviewed the recent economic data. We would now like to introduce our new special envoy to both Karachi and Baghdad...

 

"I invite all moonbats to get under the podium and get Lewinsky with me."

 

My name is George and I'm an Alcoholic.

 

Cheney: Shit, I guess deficits really do matter.
Bush: But, but,... they told me deficits didn't matter any more...
Paulson: Shit, how'd I get myself into this mess?

 

"...reports that Iran is developing methods of mass resurrection."

 

Todays address is on "Autoeroticism in Congress."