haha very nice!! How about the Outrage caption additional outrage needed __________________ Please, I'm not a daytrader, I'm an "Intraday Liquidity Provider" IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THAT, YOU SHOULD NOT BE TRADING OPTIONS!!
So anyways, The President, the vice President and a guy with a red tie walk into a bar. And the bartender says "I can see a joke coming".
"uh, me an' the Vice President and the guy in the red tie would like to sincerely apologize to the American people for my presidency. Boy, we were wrong the whole time. We really screwed up and we just realized that 7 years too late. Crap! Sorry 'bout that."
(paraphrasing Reagan): Testing 1, 2, umm 3, thats right, yeah 3... Testing 1, 2, 3... "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Iran forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."
thought bubble captions.......... Cheney; "Wow, he IS just talking out of his ass." Bush; "Shit...shit.....hoo switched my fonetic Q cards for normal words?" Red tie guy; "Man, i hate that guidance counsellor right now. Get a career in public service he said, respectable, dignified, he said. Putz. I think my wife deliberately didnt rinse the bleach outta my jocks, too.....bitch. If my damn pa hasnt got my hookers, hooch and hotel room booked tonight, i might go competely postal....."