thought: "ahh... i just farted..hmmm will they blame me?...nah, they're clueless.. i'll get way with it"
Not sure if this is the kind of "caption" you had in mind. A friend of mine has a T-shirt that reads: I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look.
"Look, I never said I was a rocket scientist. I only got into Yale because of my connections. I ducked into the ANG to avoid going to 'Nam. I'm a playboy and reformed alcoholic, what did you expect?"
'I know that I had come to you with news that we suck, but as it turns out, we suck a lot more than I thought'