"See this, this is cousin IT, and if you lose me one more million, cousin IT is going to pay a visit to your colon."
"Hey Baldy. You look at my woman one more time and I'll take that Credit Default Swap and shove it so far up your a$$ not even the Fed could bail you out!"
some hilarious submissions so far contest will be closing tomorrow so shake a leg. IMPORTANT: don't forget to write it as a comment on the blog, this way I have your email. Otherwise, I don't have a way to verify who's the owner of the winning caption.