Caption Contest

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Im gonna tax that ass like it is 1998, does anyone else besides bill enjoy the taste of of french dipped cigars??

 

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"I wish Michelle's ass looked like this one"

 

"What a great perm, two heads of state wanna do me and I'm not even wearing heels"

 

"is that quarter on the floor"

 

"Another great thing about being a democrat is that the media gives you cover on a lot of things."

 

"...Hmmm, I wonder if Brian Williams would get jealous...."

 

She probably has nipples you could dial a phone with...

 

try this caption

 

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Is there a pattern here?

 

"wonder if she wants to take a hike with me on the Appalachian Trail?"