"Ah the bitter irony of it all... Most powerful man in the world, yet somehow the average minimum-wage worker gets better pussy than I do."
"What good is all this fine French champagne they serve here, if I don't get to wash any of it down with a little 'blow & sluts' action?"
"I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung... ...Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!"
Obama - Let me see if I can shift this boner without using my hands. Sarkozy - I'm no doctor, but I'd take a look.