The stock market: The Final Capitalistic Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Noob. It's continuing mission: To explore strange new markets... To seek out new setups, and new profits... To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before, except for a few million or so others. After many years of enslavement to the creditorians, I finally worked off my debt at a deli colony on the grocery planet Econo 9. I have recently taken command of my very first trading ship. The U.S.S. Noob. It's a small rickety cash ship, only equipped with a junky worn out used Dell crt monitor, a $400.00 Walmart emachine, and a cable connection. She may not be much to look at, but she performs well under pressure. I managed to secure trading rights with a small discount broker. It does not come with the many bells and whistles of other brokers, but the trading fees are low. With only $2100.00 of my hard earned money in my account I am ready to take on my first assignment.