I just remembered a Canadian girl I met at the Rocky Horror in Denver, her nickname was Nuke. I thought maybe some first nations thing, Nook maybe? But it was that she had tits like nuclear missiles. We sang the Tijuana Gipsy (stole my personal stereo) song. Ah to be young and only wearing gold underpants in Denver's LoDo. Canadians are way funnier than Americans though. That's why they won the war.
WTF does "witter" mean? You using what appears to be "old man" talk has me worried that you are so old you might die tonight of a heart attack. Please be careful old man, your time might be up.
At least I now know you hate America. I guess if you were denied entry into the US that would do it, right? Have fun being stuck in Colombia. LOL