Can Pabst help me?

Before I joined today, I was reading about Pabst and him helping people out. Oh man, Im so burned by the markets by now with these losing trades.

At this point, Im willing to join Pabts or Brite and just "give in". I might as well give them my money then the market my money. Uggg!!!!

 

Pabst is for UP guys who don't know what beer is supposed to taste like...

I think any of your local micro-brews would help you more!

 

FYI you beer snob. Pabst has won numerous "Blue Rbbon" awards and is an American institution.

 

I'll never forget that scene on 'Blue Velvet' where the character 'Frank' says:-

"Pabst Blue Ribbon...Fucker!"

 

If pink pants can't help you: no one can.