Can I expense cocaine?

Sure! You can expense anything. Problem is IRS checking. In-laws did a dicey write off back in the 80s. IRS said No, so pay your 6K they told them. They did not on the advice of some hack lawyers. 9 years later, 175K in interest and penalties.

 

Chit chat is reaching the bottom, like that Chinese market. Correlation maybe.

 

Is it correlation or causation?

 

All of the above + cocaine.

(Laughs)