Cain a failure at picking up women.

+1

 

Not DOA certainly, but the the defibrillator (The machine that makes Fibs go away) failed to revive him. He expired on the operating table.

The funeral is to be held as soon as the necessary paperwork is submitted to CNN.

 

Just like Obama and Larry Sinclair!

RAMMMM!

 

ok we have an answer from cain himself. he has a 1000 to 1 batting average. impressive:

Cain explains: For every woman who says I harassed them, "thousands" say I didn't.

 

I bet you think you are a real chick magnet after you pop in your teeth in the morning.