I was bored and feeling creative lol... what can I say. Music by Don McLean III, Lyrics by Zandy ________________________________ Its not all that looong ago I can still remember how The Donald used to make me smile.... And I knew if I had my chance I could make the far left dance And make them happy for a while But October came and made me shiver With every leak Assange delivered Bad news on the email (Polls):"Nooo way that I could fail"... I can't remember if laughed At Donald's sexist "Access" gaffe But something crushed me deep inside The day, they leeeearned...we lied. Sooo Bye, bye Ms American Lie Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side Spent billions on a mass media buy Singin' this'll be the day that I lie.... This'll be the day that I lie... Did you write the book of rules? We knew better,... we called you fools. If CNN tells you sooo. Can you buy our hope and change? One world, no borders, all deranged. And can we teach you how to think... real slow? Well, I know that you really can Deplore both him and and all his fans Ignore how big they grew We'll turn red states to bluuue! We started singin' Bye, bye Ms American Lie Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side Spent billions on a mass media buy Singin' this'll be the day that I lie This'll be the day that I lie... Now, for two years we've been on our own My ass grew fat like a quarry stone But, that's not how it used to be When ole Bill spoke like a king and "queen" False words we knew... he'd never mean And a voice that came from.... Hillareee Oh and while Bill was looking down Lewinski stole his thorny crown The Congress was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Huma read a book on Marx Debates were practiced ...not in the dark And Wolf sang praises "She's so sharp" The day.... we kneeeew.... she lied... We were singin' Bye, bye Ms American Lie Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side Spent billions on the mass media buy Singin' this'll be the day that I lie This'll be the day that I lie... Helter skelter November swelter The bird flew off for a fallout shelter Swing states down and falling fast... It landed foul right on the grass The players tried for a recount pass With the lefties on the sidelines in a cast.... Now December air is rank perfume While Trumpy plays the winning tune We all got up to cry Safe spaces gone bye bye. Then the snowflakes tried to take the field Bernie caved and gave a whimpy yield. Do you recall what was revealed The day... we kneeeew... she lied. We started singin' Bye, bye Ms American Lie Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side Spent billions on a mass media buy Singin' this'll be the day that I lie This'll be the day that I lie... Oh and there we were all in one place A generation with no safe space With no time left to start again So come on Trump be nimble, Trump be quick Trump send em all a pointed stick 'Cause blindness is the devil's only friend..... Oh and as I watched him speak up on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage Hillary came from hell. He broke that Satan's spell..... And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw America laughing with delight The day.... we knewwww. SHE LIED. And we were singing... Bye, bye Ms American Lie Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side Spent billions on a mass media buy Singin' this'll be the day that I lie This'll be the day that I lie... I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the lies some years before But the man there said the lies had went away And in the streets the children screamed The snowflakes cried, Black Lives Matter steamed. But not a word was spoken The networks all were broken And the three men we forever pump Preibus, Bannon, and Donald Trump They caught the next plane for D.C. The day....we knewwww...she lied! And they were singing Bye, bye Ms American Lie We kicked your ass hard and now you can die Exposed what you were now we're sayin' goodbye Singin': MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS!
That was juvenile and horrible and wrong. Trump doesn't know this song or it's lyrics or anything of substance, cultural import or poetic meaning. The original is a perfect metaphor for the America of shallow soulless money and pussy grabbing Trump.
No, horrible juvenile offensive destruction of a great song lyric. And Trump is a nightmare. Hillary would have been a great president.
Well Mr Future Currents... when you can get monthly royalty checks from BMI that more than likely quadruplequintuple any income you make from trading....you and I can discuss lyrics. I wrote the sh*t in 3 minutes over a cup of coffee beatch. For fun. Row row row your boat my brother.