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Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Nolan-Vinny-Sam, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. the new Republican Party? I didn't sign up for this:(

    1 Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need
    our prayers for your recovery.

    2 Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

    3 The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions
    against Iraq.

    4 Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to
    relieve the pain of illness.

    5 "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers.

    6 A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions
    affecting all mankind without regulation.

    7 The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and
    combat pay.

    8 Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.

    9 If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

    10 A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

    11 HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.

    12 Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is not.

    13 Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

    14 Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
    Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

    15 A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.A president lying to enlist support for a war in
    which thousands die is solid defense policy.

    16 Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring
    the Internet.

    17 The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

    18 You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they
    have a right to adopt.

    19 What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

    20 Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
    international harmony.



    would love to see Maverick a.k.a. ....................... spin these around.:D :D
     
  2. good post.
     
  3. Magna

    Magna Administrator

    Ya gotta just shake your head and love it, welcome to the 21st Century....
     
  4. ahhh, lucky GG, just missed copying & pasting your last post on this tread.:( Was expecting you to log in as Mavman, but you pulled the Longshot routine... and off to ARG's thread :D :D

    :p next time:p

    ooops you deleted that one too ahahahahaahahahaha What a joke:D :D
     
  5. k
     
  6. Those damn Republicans. They're all hat and no cattle.

    :)
     
  7. Very clever. Perhaps you could get some bumper stickers made up. Here's a couple more:

    Why do Democrats think a tax cut is good for people who don't pay taxes but are deadset against giving one to people who actually pay taxes?

    Why was it good policy for Clinton to send troops all over the world to fight in countries where we had no vital interests but a bad idea for Bush to do it in places where we do have vital interests?


    How is it "supporting the troops" for Hillary to go to Afghanistan and tell them the country is deeply divided over their role?

    Why do Democrats attack any foreign leader who infringes human rights but idolize Castro? And how many of them still have Che Gueverra posters?

    If Democrats oppose discrimination based on race, why do they support affirmative action and racial preferences?

    If Democrats think diversity and tolerance are so important, why are they so opposed to traditional Catholics being judges?

    And finally, why is it hate speech to say that gay sex is a sin but ok to equate the President with Hitler?
     
  8. KKKinthebeltway!!!!!:D
    :D good comeback:D I was REALLY waiting for Mavman to write tho..:D yer have to do for now :D see.. we all can get along just fine:) :p
     
  9. cool gesture, noted! AND excepted:)
     
  10. i'll take it under advisement..
     
    #10     Dec 4, 2003