Buzzfeed Stands By ‘All Of’ Cohen Bombshell: ‘Our Reporting Will Be Borne Out’

Discussion in 'Politics' started by exGOPer, Jan 20, 2019.

  1. Is he still alive? If so, Sarah Sanders best be watching over her shoulder.
     
    #11     Jan 22, 2019
  2. ElCubano

    ElCubano

    I think I recall him saying “ we have not been invaded” while a US helicopter buzzed behind him. Lol that’s good stuff.
     
    #12     Jan 22, 2019
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  3. I thought Cowen recorded his conversations with Trump. It would be a spicey meatbeat ball if Trump was recorded telling Cowen to lie to Congress. The following is a hypothetical and tongue-in-cheek recorded conversation between Trump and Cowen.

    Trump: “Mueller is pissing me off”. “He is trying to expose that I had business dealings with Russia and that I used many methods to influence the Presidential elections in my favor”. “That bastard Mueller then raids your office and now has a mountain of evidence”. “Why me”?

    Cowen: “You really should not have called your political opponents names or said you were going to clean out the swamp”. “Lying Ted, Low Energy Jeb, and Crooked Hilary were fitting and great tags, but you offended and scared some very powerful people”.

    Trump: “How are you going to ease the pressure on me”? “I am concerned this will lead up to me being compelled to release my tax returns”. “Just the index to my damn tax returns is 847 pages long!”. “They probably have a thousand IRS agents waiting to audit every dotted i and crossed t”. “I want you to do whatever it takes to get Mueller’s team off my back”. “Capisci”?

    Cowen: “As you know, I am an attorney and officer of the court”. “As such, I am compelled by the highest standards of professional ethics”. “The evidence that Mueller obtained from my office is pretty damning”. “You WERE attempting to build in Russia”. “You DID pay others to help you beat Hilary”. “Those are the undeniable facts and this is what I must tell Congress”.

    Trump: “Damn you”. “I need a Saul Goodman type of attorney”. “Someone who can solve problems and take the pressure off”. “You think I’m paying you the big bucks to simply wear a suit and not get your manicured hands a little dirty?”. “Do your job, you pathetic wimp!”

    Cowen: “My job description does not include lying, especially to Congress.”

    Trump: “Oh, you have that wrong, Coward Cohen”.

    Cowen: “Don’t call me that!”

    Trump: “Coward Cohen!”

    Cowen: “Stop it!”

    Trump: “COWARD COHEN! COWARD COHEN! COWARD COWEN!”

    Cowen: “OK, I’ll do it”. “I will lie to Congress”.

    Cowen, now a broken man, left Trump’s office whimpering and went on to lie to Congress.

    So there you have it. A version of reality, if true, would be pretty eye opening.
     
    #13     Jan 22, 2019
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  4. exGOPer

    exGOPer

    Exactly, Trump is on tape telling Cohen to lie on pointless things, to think that he won't direct him to lie about something so grievous is an explanation only meant for MAGAtards.
     
    #14     Jan 22, 2019
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  5. ElCubano

    ElCubano

    Even Mother Theresa would lie if they had the goods on her. Cmon, you guys trade real money?
     
    #15     Jan 22, 2019
  6. Wishful thinking futures, maybe. Hedged with suitable quantities of denial.
     
    #16     Jan 22, 2019
  7. WeToddDid2

    WeToddDid2

    Wrong again! Just another completely fabricated news story posted by you.

    Page 153

    But Cohen said that he and the President did not explicitly discuss whether Cohen's testimony about the Trump Tower Moscow project would be or was false,and the President did not direct him to provide false testimony.Cohen also said he did not tell the President about the specifics of his planned testimony.
     
    #17     Apr 18, 2019
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  8. Max E.

    Max E.

    Lol at buzzfeed.....
     
    #18     Apr 18, 2019
  9. Cuddles

    Cuddles

    Wait, so we're back to believing Cohen again? I'm getting dizzy with all this whiplash
     
    #19     Apr 18, 2019
  10. WeToddDid2

    WeToddDid2

     
    #20     Apr 19, 2019