I thought this could be a viable option with very good pay for failed traders: http://www.nypost.com/seven/0603200..._for_jeeves_nationalnews_john_aidan_byrne.htm " Butlers are back - so much so that Manhattan is the epicenter of a worldwide shortage of quality valets. Local demand is skyrocketing as newly minted Wall Street millionaires are hiring them in record numbers. "We simply can't keep up with the demand here," says Charles MacPherson, vice chairman of the International Guild of Professional Butlers and an instructor at the International Butler Academy in the Netherlands." The salary is about 100K and if you can fake a British accent, you can get 10-20K extra!