Business cards

Discussion in 'Professional Trading' started by Optionpro007, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    If you trade futures or options: "insurance salesman"
     
    #21     Aug 31, 2006
  2. Ninja

    Ninja

    "Self-Made Millionaire"
     
    #22     Aug 31, 2006
  3. volente_00

    volente_00

    BSD
     
    #23     Aug 31, 2006
  4. volente_00

    volente_00

    BSD
     
    #24     Aug 31, 2006
  5. Joab

    Joab

    Market Technician :D
     
    #25     Aug 31, 2006
  6. nitro

    nitro

    Econo-Physicist

    "Applying the mathematics of SuperString Theory to Financial Markets"

    nitro

    P.S. But you better be able to back it up :D
     
    #26     Aug 31, 2006
  7. frugi

    frugi

    Anyone else think of this? The hilarious and dark comic tension of the scene is totally lost in translation, but still ...

    Look at that. Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.
    Good coloring. That's bone.
    And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
    It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.
    That is really nice.
    Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think ?
    Nice.
    Jesus. That is really super. How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    I can't believe that Bryce...
    prefers Van Patten's card to mine.
    But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
    Raised lettering, pale nimbus... white.
    Impressive. Very nice.
    Hmm.
    Let's see Paul Allen's card.
    Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
    The tasteful thickness of it.
    Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
    Is something wrong, Patrick ?
    You're sweating.

    :)

    Next time you watch this look out for the misspelling of "Acquisitions" on one of the cards too.

    So the lesson is, don't worry about what's on the card, but how it looks. "Derivatives trader" is short and to the point though.
     
    #27     Aug 31, 2006
  8. Market Graal owner, econo-parasit, trading program keyboard symphonist
     
    #28     Aug 31, 2006
  9. We have a winner folks. Give that man a cigar....
     
    #30     Aug 31, 2006