Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last. John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant. --from the movie Stripes
" I like to take huge dumps in the nude and lightly scratch my bare ass while making mud"........PickNClick
"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp." --- George Costanza
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." --- Sir Winston Churchill
The life that conquers is the life that moves with a steady resolution and persistence toward a predetermined goal. Those who succeed are those who have thoroughly learned the immense importance of plan in life, and the tragic brevity of time. - W.J. Davison
Don't give your fear too much importance. An ignored guest often departs unannounced. - Chin-Ning Chu