Since the market goes down every time the president speaks - and seems to recover once he is done speaking I am going to try a new strategy. This strategy is called GBSS (George Bush Stops Speaking). Rules of entry: If speech starts with "regrettably" short everything. Upon the word thank you (at end of speech) initiate long on broad market index. Initiate stop loss if he starts speaking again. Amazing, stops speaking at 8:30 (Pacific). Lets' see what the market does now.