Bush can't remember a phone number

March 28, 2008

Bush gives out wrong hotline number — again

Posted: 04:00 PM ET


(CNN) – When it comes to a government hotline number for homeowners seeking mortgage relief, President Bush just can't get the digits right.

After a housing roundtable in New Jersey, Bush twice gave out the wrong number in a public statement, saying the relief line was 1-88-995-HOPE – leaving off the third 8 in the area code of the correct number: 1-888-995-HOPE.

At the end of his statement, the president was quietly informed of his mistake and issued a correction.

Bush had trouble with the same number in December when it was first unveiled. Then the president incorrectly said the number was 1-800-995-HOPE.

Anyone who dialed 1-800-995-HOPE did not reach the mortgage hotline, but instead contacted the Freedom Christian Academy — a Texas-based group that provides Christian education home schooling material.

 

Is it just pure coincidence that the number Bush gave out in December when it was first unveiled is for a Texas-based group that provides Christian education home schooling material???

Anyone who dialed 1-800-995-HOPE did not reach the mortgage hotline, but instead contacted the Freedom Christian Academy — a Texas-based group that provides Christian education home schooling material.

 

I don't know, ZZZzzzenu.

Are you suspecting some sort of nefarious plot here? Do you suggest that Bush was nefariously pushing his Christian agenda? As a Scientologist, do you object?

Is it just pure coincidence that Tom Cruise is a Scientologist like you? Have you ever met Tom Cruise at a Scientology meeting? Were you told that you would?

What did your Scientology mentors say when you told them that you believe the origin of life on earth is 'Magistrates were materialized out of pure potentiality'?

Is resinate still around to delete this post for you? Is it just pure coincidence that you're a lying hypocrite?

We await your very prompt response.

 

We need to make sure all the Whiney little crybabies, that spend their days walking around with their hands out and their mouths open have the right phone number so mommy and daddy government can shove some regurgitated shit down their throats.

 

(crickets chirping in the troll cave)

 

"Bush can't remember a phone number"

So?

 

Bush can't do anything right. Next he will be giving out a number and accidentally say, "Just dial 1-ZZZ-zzz-zzzz."

 

strange situation, ZZZzzzzzzz