"So he threw a shoe. So what?" No, Mr. Bush, he threw two shoes. 1 + 1 = 2 Good thing your reflexes are better than your math skills.
If Bush dropped a french fry in a car you would probably call him rude and idiotic. The absolute confidence you have in starting a thread that is so entirely idiotic only shows how deeply invested you are in stupidity.
'Twas a joke, dope. Obviously Bush can count, but he misspeaks so habitually, it's very hard to resist making fun of. "Tarriers and bariffs ..."