Dude, stop embarrassing yourself. It's arb-equivalent to a same strike short put. So when the mkt drops and vol goes up... you lose. And you're losing.
@lightninboy's math is different from yours. He doesn't count unrealized losses on his underlying as losses.
Time Premium = (Strike + Call Bid - Stock Last Price) Calculate Net Debit: (Stock Last Price - Call Bid) Potential Return = Time Premium / Net Debit Do we agree on that?