http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/23/britneys-disastrous-photo-shoot/ Britney's Disastrous Photo Shoot Posted Jul 23rd 2007 7:56PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears Britney SpearsTMZ has learned that Britney's self-arranged photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine was a complete disaster. We're told that the photos are so bad, execs at the magazine are, at this moment, trying to decide whether to report what actually happened -- or sanitize the truth to protect the pop train wreck. According to multiple sources, Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown." She was, according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career." Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we're told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Out of control y'all! We've also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We're told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) -- a Chanel dress to clean it up! How trashtastic!As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We've learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn't havin' none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her "skanky friends" to do her hair and makeup. No wonder she always looks so fantastic! And if you're wondering where her mom/publicist/lawyer/friend/ANYONE was to help her out, we're told that even her cousin Alli (who until recently was working as her personal assistant) couldn't deal, and is "done" with Miss Spears. We'll see when OK! hits the stands this week -- if they actually have the balls to print the truth about what happened. We're guessing they don't! A call to Brit's rep was not immediately returned. A rep for OK! would not discuss the upcoming issue.
Don't worry, there will be fresh young "skanks in training" coming along soon. The cycle of Hollywood is never ending.
You guys just don't appreciate good snatch when you see it. I'd be chowing on that clam like a death row inmate gnawing on his last piece of KFC. Of course, being closer to 60 with every passing day has probably lowered my standards.
I hate to see fame and fortune get wasted on the youngins today. The only thing that can save her now is getting back to her trailer trash roots where she belongs. I bet she's real good with her kids, motherly instinct and all.