Breaking News Alert!!!!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by William Rennick, May 25, 2006.

  1. From the World News Weekly newswire:

    May 25,2006 1:30 pm EDT

    NORAD Deep Space Radar is tracking a large rouge asteroid moving at 45 mps into a direct path with the Earth. Expected impact 3 hours 23 minutes near the coast of Burmuda. All residents within a 5000 km radius are advised to grease up.

    Hawking
     
  2. fhl

    fhl

    Quick! Buy up all the bermuda shorts available. There'll be a shortage!
     
  3. keep up the good work Rennick.
     
  4. YES! Great day today in the market for me! Finally! Just made my first million! I wonder what Im going to do with it?? ...never mind.
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