http://myapologies.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/john-mccain-is-pregnant/ "Yes, after repeated denials of rumors that GOP Veep candidate Sarah Palinâs newborn is actually her daughterâs, and admissions that Palinâs unwed teenage daughter is, in fact, pregnant, it was quickly announced by officials that John McCain is also five months pregnant. Although, a septegenarian, and biologically ill-equipped to carry this unplanned pregnancy, McCain expressed his determination to carry the child to term. Wow! These guys really ARE pro-life! And I demand John Edwards take a paternity test."