Bob Polski once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Polski was such a natural, he sold a record number of shoes during one of his earliest stints as a shoe saleschild, all the while being poor and shoeless.
Polski was so good he once talked a whole country into electing a community organizer with no experience from the Southside of Chicago for president.
Latest news in from the Submarine Convention being held out in Las Vegas this week: Bob Polski has reportedly sold upwards of 300 screen doors to varying submarine manufacturers. Itâs been called the finest piece of salesmanship anyone has seen since November of â87, when Polski himself went door to door in South Chicago and sold more Vacuums in 2 days than Sears did all month on nothing but black coffee and half a role of Rolaids.
Polski usually keeps his politics to himself, but it is rumored when he heard Pelosi say, with a straight face no less, "we have to pass this bill so you can find out what's in it", Polski smiled broadly and said, well played Madame Speaker, well played indeed.
In this rare find we have Polski in a training video, parts one and two. Watch a genius at work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REy5hOep96E
Polski is still alive and doing well. He was last reported in the South Africa area earlier this year where he booked an order for 3 frigates full of long plastic horns. That's Polski!!