Bob Polski tribute, All-time Great Salesman

I've heard it said that Bob's trademark handshake managed to convey warmth and sincerity, while at the same time it exerted a subtle form of control over the mooch...er, I mean customer.

 

Polski just couldn't quit selling. A burglar broke into his home one night. Polski confronted him.

"Silverware? Step this way."
http://www.instantrimshot.com/

 

LMAO!!

 

Who the F**K is Bob Polski?

 

He's the Chuck Norris of sales.

 

What???!!!!!??? HUH???!!!!! Who's Bob Polski???!!!!! Hrumph!!!! Pshaw!!!! this is outrageous!!!! Why, we won't stand for it.

No idea.

 

Doesn't that make him retarded?

 

We didn't tell you? Chuck reads these boards. :eek:

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read ET because some posts contain curse words or violence, sex, homosexuality, the occult, or rebellious children. It hurts his ears.

 

Last time Polski ran into Chuck Norris he called him a wimp. After waking up from the resulting roundhouse, Bob says "is that all you got" and sells Norris a Total Gym with extended warranty.

That was Polski