Bloomberg -- take over my contract

In honor of the phantom liquidity HFT vacuum markets we trade, I'll rip the bid straight to $800.

CLBR $800 x $2000 1x1

 

The bid went from 300 to 800 in less than 24 hours (167% return). Did the price drivers predict that?

 

No, we are lean and mean with a direct central bank feed..

 

Should I interpret this as you stating that you trade based on potentially material non-public information and still cannot get it right? Is that why you need a bloomie now?

 

Lol! No, everything is 100% legit.

 

You really are a negative creep, Sam. What exactly is your function and purpose here?

 

C'mon Surf, that was just a little joke. I'm a big fan of yours!

 

It's 2015; all run on pc. Do physical bloomberg terminals still exist?

 

What if I told you a Bloomberg Terminal is actually a PC?

 

But you need a special type of keyboard to run Bloomberg commands. I've seen them at my library.