Black Monday

Nasdaq futures taken to the woodshed after reports of Steve Jobs taking a medical leave of absence.

 

fail.

 

9:40 "I will be dead soon"
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The markets are not open, therefore we can't have a Black Monday.

 

It`s just sad...rare persons on Earth who create demand

Not even 80/20 Pareto, much less...

 

1% is nothing, and it's a reflection of AAPLs perverse weighting.

Woodshed my ass