Futures are in shambles, trading down over 1 percent and falling! ES looks sick, pathetic and dying. Only Federal Reserve Chairmen Ben 'Helicopter' Bernanke and Treasury Secretary Timothy 'TurboxTax' Geithner can save the market if they utilize their emergency authority granted to them under Executive Order 12631. Authority needed to summon a meeting of the President's Working Group on Financial Markets, colloquially known as the Plunge Protect Team. The selling may be intense, and the bears are a formidable force in normal free markets. Nonetheless, the PPT with it's unlimited resources can remain solvent longer than the market can remain rational, thus saving the day from an imminent plunge before the market opens. However, the call must first be made to convene the Plunge Protect Team. Bernanke and Geithner, are you listening? Make the call. Make the call, before it's too late! I'm bored.