Bin Laden's Next Target: Bernie's Printing Press

Now wouldn't that be a national disaster!


BTW Here's a leaked internal memo à la Bernanke & Co.: Guard 870 at all cost!

 

There is no press. It's a computer terminal.

 

Hooked up to a laser printer? Hmmmm. Maybe I could..... No better not.

 

You have got your logic backwards. Had Bin Laden not invented CDO and CDS, there would be no need for the printing press. Everything is going according to plan.