There are rumors that Osama Bin Laden has been captured, and of course what then should be done with him. I used to be of the opinion that we should tie him up at the Ground Zero site, let each WTC survivor and the relatives of each WTC and airliner victim take turns peeling a single piece of flesh off with a rusty and dull pocket knife, and then dab alcohol into the cut. And that would just be for starters. However, thanks to our resident ET voice of reason, I have realized the folly of my ways: I know many of you blood-lusting conservative fools are weeping after reading this wonderful, wonderful post. We are NOT ANIMALS, people! We are a peace-loving, evolved, religious, compassionate, and scientifically-thinking nation. As Optional has clearly explained, Osama Bin Laden is NOT EVIL. No, there is simply something wrong with his mind, and as Optional has pointed out, "the human mind is capable of change."St. Paul did it, so why not Osama bin Laden? 3,000 dead Americans? Please. It matters not. As Optional has poignantly made clear, that is not Osama's fault. He needs to be studied by doctors, theologians, scientists, etc. so that we can discover and heal his mind and thus explain the cause for his actions. In doing so, we may possibly one day be able to deter all terrorists from wishing us harm by finding and removing the "anti-US gene" from the human genetic code, or that portion of the cortex that harbors hatred toward our country. Please heed Optional's call and, if we have indeed captured bin Laden, let us A) Forgive him, and B) Allow him the opportunity of not only redemption, but rehabilitation as well. It is not our God-granted right to kill those who would kill us. We must turn the other cheek and let the scientists and doctors cure the ills of terrorism. As Optional has made abundantly clear, anything less would be uncivilized.