They may be both lesser idiots than the OP, as at least they are employed and get paid to BS around about the market. Not such a bad position to be in.
Herbie! Don't take it so hard. You should be the first to admit you've leveraged zero talent and shilling into way more than 15 minutes mediocrity.
You're watching the wrong CNBC channel if you really have an opinion/choice (but then again I guess it's ok for you equity guys)