big gap outta nowhere today

are all you gap players short now?

 

Most definitely!

 

what caused the gap? I don't really follow news.

 

going short first week in May.

 

Sell in may and go away.

 

....stay sober until October.

 

And another gap today? Hey news analysts, why did these happen?

 

Anyone know why there were two gap ups in a row?

Were any of you prediction guys able to predict these gaps and go long?

 

Good God man, why would you want to do that???

 

Perhaps on this day off, some of you fundamental trading gurus can tell me why it gapped?