Where's Martha Steward when you need her! Put some Butter on there, NOT a little bit, c'mon, load that foker up sopping wet, put it under a broiler and monitor closely for initial bubbling, then remove maybe put some nice shredded cheese on a quarter of it, grab some kitchen scisors, cut that baby in 1.5 inch squares, back under the broilet to toast those edges, get your cup of Americano and a cup of cream, not milk, and remove as soon as some dark brown edges develop, shake up the cookie sheet a little, look Ok? Then go have a glass of water and forget about it.
Nah my wife is from Japan so I eat healthy, salmon, rice, stir fry.. 22 years married and she's done all the cooking and cleaning (100%), I love it, like living in the 50s #notwoke #politicallyincorrect
Guy I used to work with was a WWII history buff, travelled there several times to visit historic south pacific theater sites. Met and marries a beautiful woman from that part of the world. We were shooting the shit one day and he mentioned that his wife treated him like a king. I said something like, she treats you pretty good? He said No, I mean she treats me like a king. When I get home from work she has my slippers ready gets me settled in while she finishes up supper, on and on. I felt like strangling that lucky bastard, lol. Great guy too.
I'm not married or have a girlfriend, but that's a horrible mindset, lifestyle. To assume the female has to cook and clean. I would never make the female do those female things. I would insists I at least cook and clean half of the time, if not more. And likewise, conversely, I would expect the female to do more of the manly things as well. Two equally competent and independent human beings.
100% true. Completely different cultures. Shocker, she even said I could step out as long as I don't tell her. Seriously. But I'm faithful, she's great. Never says no. .