best quotes...

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by mgrund, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. mgrund


    I go for this one:

    "Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life."-Cecil Rhodes
  2. 377OHMS


    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar.

    Suddenly, a fly dives into each of their beers. The Englishman says, "Barman, a fly just dived into my beer. Bring me another one." The Englishman got another beer. The Irishman says, "Ah, to hell with it," and empties his pint, fly and all. The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, "Spit it oot, damn you! Spit it oot!"
  3. Never trust a dog to watch your food.