Best Obit ever: Michael "Flathead" Blanchard

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by jficquette, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. Too bad Rodney Dangerfield isn't around to play him in a movie.

    ...A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.......