Best Mexican Restaurant in the World !!!! Join in

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by riddler, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. riddler


    I am opening the most authentic mexican restaurant ever. Its so real that you even risk getting kidnapped while enjoying a taco. In fact while leaving, we have a mexican dressed as a mexican cop who actually threatens to arrest you unless you pay him $100 which he splits with me, the owner of the restaurant.
    We will even have a man made river in front of the restaurant where our own mexican actors swim across the river with back packs . All the waiters are former roofers and landscapers.
    I am currently searching for investors.
  2. promagma


    Can you build it here in China? I'll put up with all of that just to get some good Mexican food here....
  3. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao


    Make sure the water you serve is tainted with the right bacteria so that the episode of the shits you give your customers when they leave has them remembering your quaint little restaurant for days and weeks to come.