No matter how large you manage to make your lats your never going to get that. Besides your meat-eating ways would turn her off. She's a vegan
Your are such a loser man. There is no such thing as never. There isn't a single woman on this planet that can't be charmed. Now this is a major obstacle. I admire and respect her for this. I would love to engage her in a conversation about the issue. I am sure it would lead to our first (and probably last) fight.
The difference is that you won't even try because you would give up before you even stepped to the plate. You are afraid of your own shadow. You look for reasons to fail, I look for reasons to succeed. You want to kill-the-sunshine, I want to use it to replace fossil fuels. In 1975, Karpov, the challenger to the world chess championship, most everyone thought he would get pulverized by Fischer. When asked if he had a chance against the fearsome living legend, Karpov quietly and calmly responded that if he believed he didn't have a chance, he would have no business sitting across the table from Fischer as a legitimate contender for the world championship and he would withdraw immediately. This is the way champions think. And if they get beat, they dust themselves off and try again. I remember I was in San Fransisco at a club, and a friend of mine wanted to ask this absolute knock out to dance. She was with a bunch of girls, and rejection would be that much harder felt. He finally got the courage to ask her to dance, and all the girls started giggling. I went up to them and told them they were fucking retards. They were standing there like fucking idiots and a guy asks one of them to dance and they laugh? They apologized, he got his dance and at the end it was a fun night. You wouldn't even try. Are you congenitally depressed, or did this develop over time?
Note to self: Noticing I am more aggressive. My patience for bullshit is diminishing. Must be testosterone levels elevate during extreme exercise. I wish I had measured what it was before so that I could take scientific readings. Must find balance...
Stop it, you guys are making me look like a crazy person on this bus that I am taking. I am laughing out loud here, and the guy sitting beside me talking to himself is starting to give me a dirty look....all because I am laughing so damn hard while reading this thread.