it's probably already been mentioned, but the guy who jumps out his (ground floor) window after the 5th downtick on his chart is a riot.
Those CyberTrader ads are hilarious. Sheep and fainting goats make lousy cybertraders. Yes they do, but they provide the liquidity for the rest of us to take their money LOL
Yeah, they show beautiful blondes bending over the desk, then probably when you get there it's nothing but a room full of overweight, sweaty guys with 3-day-old beards, coffee breath and bad attitudes. As for the one who asks her friend how to enter an order to buy more stock, I would imagine that teaching her about Bollinger bands and stochastics would be out of the question.
If that lady on the upper left hand side of Generic's home page actually worked there, I'd want to work there, too. Indeed!!
Worst are those Bloomberg "without advertising...." commercials with the snobbish guy who drones over and over.
o the bloomy commercials are awful. the music that's supposed to be from the 60's, that chick from the banana republic promising good government, and yes, my fave, "THE BLOOMBEHRG EXCHANGE TRADAHHH." They actually run an Arthur Anderson commercial in German.