Professor Bernanke would love to get another crack at flunking a upper-class fratboy lush. PS: I think I had him for Econ 101 many years ago. It was the worst class I had in my entire time at the university; he taught like the students were brain dead highschoolers.
then Bush asked "Benny, have you read this? NOBODY wants their portfolio to go down. Do you catch my meaning?" "Are Dick Cheney's Money Managers Betting on Bad News?" http://biz.yahoo.com/special/hfund0605_06_article5.html