Being 42 sucks, anyone have problems like this ?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by riddler, Dec 19, 2012.

  1. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    As the resident internet doctor you guys might want to try:

    --pygeum : The bark of this African evergreen has been used for centuries throughout its native region as a natural tonic for prostate and urinary tract maintenance. Now herbalists around the world recommend pygeum as one of nature's most effective prostate protectors.

    --saw palmetto : Is a great way for men to support their prostate.

    --stinging nettle :particularly beneficial for men, Stinging Nettle Root plays a key role in promoting a healthy prostate and urinary tract function.

    --pumpkin seeds :The natural choice for daily prostate support, Swanson Pumpkin Seed Oil features a nutritional profile ideally suited for the mature man. It features a balanced blend of Omega-3 and Omega-6 essential fatty acids with unique nutritive benefits for prostate health.

    There are combinations of these like:

    http://www.amazon.com/NOW-Foods-Pro...=UTF8&qid=1356037676&sr=1-3&keywords=prostate

    (this product got excellent reviews)

    They are all cheap and natural remedies for men's health. Some may work, you never know. Try and see...

    P.S.: Generally, with any health problem, you can go to Amazon and type it in and see what comes up and what are the related products. Works every time...
     
    #11     Dec 20, 2012
  2. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    For the pleasurely inclined:

    http://www.amazon.com/Aneros-Progas...sr_1_5_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

    "After 30 minutes of light pleasure without [...], you begin to feel your prostate harden up, just like a woman's G-spot hardens up when she's horny. I call it the P-spot. It becomes more sensitive. You feel deeply relaxed. Your speech starts to slur. You fall in love with everything. Everything feels so great. You giggle for minutes on end. Food tastes incredibly good. A strong urge to rub yourself against fuzzy things breaks out. You develop a deep appreciation for the work of good porn actresses, who before looked average. Actually, you're in love with every single porn actress you see. They're just so into it. One hour in and you don't want it to ever stop. Time feels like it slows down. You haven't even masturbated yet."

    P.S.: That's what you get for typing in "prostate" at Amazon... :)
     
    #12     Dec 20, 2012
  3. Pumpkin seed = inbred sperm

    Get it...:D

    That's what rednecks do on halloween. Pump kin.:cool:

    :D I crack myself up.:cool:
     
    #13     Dec 20, 2012
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  4. Big AAPL

    Big AAPL



    LOL...maniac
     
    #14     Dec 20, 2012
  5. nkhoi

    nkhoi

    does he sound like 42 to you?
     
    #15     Dec 20, 2012
  6. JamesL

    JamesL

    #16     Dec 21, 2012
  7. hmm the two streams thing isn't a prostrate problem.

    You have a mechanical blockage of some sort, the easiest normal explanation is a semi erection will distort the stream.

    Frequency greatly depends upon your stress levels.

    I was in my 30's when I was accused of a crime I didn't commit and was black listed from employment for 6-7 months as a result.

    I went from virtually no night time urination to 4-5 times a night.
     
    #17     Dec 22, 2012
  8. Hey if you can't have a big prick, just BE ONE.:D
     
    #18     Dec 22, 2012
  9. ElCubano

    ElCubano

    it can be your cortisol level, mild sleep apnea causing low aldosterone...high aldosterone = sodium retention= fluid retention

    .If you are not in deep sleep your body doesnt adjust and you have to pee as if you were awake during the day...i forgot what this is called but you can research it....

    stress, nutrition can cause your body to get out of whack.
     
    #19     Dec 22, 2012
  10. easymon1

    easymon1

    you got no problem, you're young. out blasting gravel around the lot pissing like a racehorse. Someday, and may it be a long time, but someday if god forbid the stones don't piss off like they should, then remember this.

    Forever, may standing out in the weeds having a nice piss be for reasons you got, not because you gotta.
    leave it, take the cannoli.
     
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    #20     Apr 9, 2020