Women are like equity options. Theta is a real bitch and once they reach mid 30s time decay is very rapid with high gamma risk. This is her with a lot of Makeup.
Big bewbz and a reasonably average look would get me, I'm too paranoid about women to be caught out by anything less than that though lol.
I love this cartoon <img src = "http://blogs.salon.com/0002786/images/2005/11/30/debra_lafave_naked_in_3D.jpg">
If this doesn't make you laugh, I will offer a full refund, where were these chicks when I was a schmuck kid? http://noolmusic.com/myspace_videos/hot_for_teacher_a_tribute_to_debra_lafave.php
YOU FUCKERS!!!! I was stuck at work, where I could not respond to this mofo ALL DAY!!!!! Here are some of my pent up "GASTROPODIC" humorous lines.... "Is that picture of her or her mom?""!!!!! I saw fucking comments about "beer googles"!!!! You ignorant fuck - that is WAY beyond "beer" goggles...we are talking the most dreaded of all hard liquors...tequila...god have mercy on the poor bastard's soul who downed tequila and messed with her!!! And then there was the comment by that sick bastard turkeyneck.. "Maybe she does things in the bedroom that no one wants to do?" I COULD NOT AGREE MORE!!!! Here is a clip from the poor recipient... "No, stop...leave my underwear alone...OUCH, you are hurting me!!!! Nobody has EVER done this to me in the bedroom before, why are you doing this too me!!!!!!.....OUCH - what - are those army ants coming out of your netherregion...OWWWWEEEEEE" Thanks for letting this gastropod unload!!!! -g