Bear Sterns Rhapsody

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by Red_Ink_inc, Mar 24, 2008.


    Is this the real price?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Financial landslide
    No escape from reality

    Open your eyes
    And look at your buys and see.
    I'm now a poor boy (poor boy)
    High-yielding casualty
    Because I bought it high, watched it blow
    Rating high, value low
    Any way the Fed goes
    Doesn't really matter to me, to me

    Mama - just killed my fund
    Quoted CDO's instead
    Pulled the trigger, now it's dead
    Mama - I had just begun
    These CDO's have blown it all away
    Mama - oooh-hoo-ooo
    I still wanna buy
    I sometimes wish I'd never left Goldman at all.

    (guitar solo)


    I see a little silhouette of a Fed
    Bernanke! Bernanke! Can you save the whole market?
    Monolines and munis - very very frightening me!
    Super senior, super senior
    Super senior CDO - magnifico

    I'm long of subprime, nobody loves me
    He's long of subprime CDO fantasy
    Spare the margin call you monstrous PB!
    Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
    Peloton! No - we will not let you go - let him go
    Peloton! We will not let you go
    (let him go !)
    Peloton! We will not let you go - let me go
    Will not let you go
    let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - ooo
    No, no, no, no, No, NO, NO ! -
    Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
    S&P had the devil put aside
    for me
    For me, for me, for me


    So you think you can fund me and spit in my eye?
    And then margin call me and leave me to die Oh PB - can't do this to me
    Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

    Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
    No price really matters
    No liquidity
    Nothing really matters - no price really matters to me
    Any way the Fed goes.....
  2. mkeee


    this is nothing but a scam my friend.
    jpmorgan made money i can tell you that much !!
  4. HILARIOUS!!!!
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