There are a couple of ways to take out BEARZ => FIRST ( the hard way ) => Second ( the merciful way ) => Which one do YOU prefer ??
http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/dow_jones_reaches_14_000 Dow Jones Reaches 14,000 The Dow Jones closed at over 14,000 for the first time last week. What are the contributing factors? Certain knowledge that crashes like those of 1819, 1837, 1869, 1873, 1929, 1987, 1989, 2000, and 2001 will absolutely never happen again Record number of contributions during annual Dow Jones telethon Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke showing a little more hustle Market theorist Harry S. Dent's forecast that people in the fourth quarter of 2007 will like having lots of money Traders trying to impress cute girl who works at Wall Street Blimpie's Dow Jones' takeover of Marianne's and other mom-and-pop indexes Someone forgot to ring the closing bell, resulting in 17 additional hours of trading Less selling, more buying
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You must have a Ph.D. to express this very profound comment ! What about adding MBA, CFA or CAIA ? Maybe it will sound more intelligent ??