Bartiromo's new home

The only thing juicy are those fat burgers she's wolfing down between takes.:eek:

 

So Jono Steinberg is a cuckold?

 

She had an account where I used to work, whenever she called in she was a bitch, this was in 99. "I am Maria Bartiroma, that's spelled B-A-R-T-I-R-O-M-A!"

 

role play:

(ring, ring)

me: Hello?

her: "I am Maria Bartiroma, that's spelled B-A-R-T-I-R-O-M-O!"

me: barti...what?

her: bartiROMO, R..O..M..O! ok?

me: First name?

her: Maria

me: Ok...... and what's your last name again?

her: B-A-R....

me: OHHHHH!...ok, so you mean "B" as in bravo, A as in Alpha....

her: YES!

me: ok, please hold [2 minutes later]...ok mam?..it appears there's been a problem with your account. Our servers were hacked last night, and all of your funds have been lost. We're sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.

 

What instructions did she give you? "Dump that POS immediately after I pumped it on TV?"

 

No more high-flying rendezvousing
now that Maria B. has her own pad?

 

I've heard there's guest room reserved for Todd Thompson.

 

The "impeccably brunette anchoress", hah. That's almost a perfect googlewhack, if not for the number of words.

$6.8M in 2004, $6.5M in 2007... not a bad trade. What bubble?

 

She is a high powered business woman. Thats a good thing.

 

how does she say percent?