Man, I feel so bad for this guy - his mug is gonna be on every mag everywhere with big, ugly stenciled letters: GUILTY Everybody loves a scapegoat, and he's gonna be it. No, it won't be all those finger flying gas guzzlers flying by at 90mph. And never mind all those credit card crackhouses sucking the life out of the American dream. Or the Financial Terrorism Licensing Bureau, now abbreviated SEC. Naw, just spark up the grill, cook up a bowl of Uncle Ben, and enjoy the last great American barbecue. Cheers.