barbara streisand rant- funny

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by sputdr, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. Barbra Streisand has launched a new spelling error-ridden dispatch on the Internet -- a dispatch that mocks President Bush for being a "C student!"

    In her February 28th, 2006 essay, Streisand flubs ten words, a personal record.

    • curruption

    • dictatoriship

    • crediblity

    • Adminstration

    • warrented

    • desperatly

    • preceedings

    • ouside

    • subpoening

    • responsibilty

    And this time around, Streisand makes four spelling errors -- in one sentence!

    ["In the 1970’s, during the Nixon Adminstration, serious political curruption arose and the Republican leadership stepped up and took responsibilty by holding hearings and subpoening administration officials."]

    Streisand has not seen fit to run a spellcheck on the rant as of noon March 05.

    "The arrogance of this C student," Streisand says of Bush.

    Memories... In 2002, Streisand issued a "TRUTH ALERT: IN RESPONSE TO DRUDGE REPORT STORY ABOUT MISSPELLINGS IN MEMO."
     
  2. Another lefty who has totally lost it.
     
  3. Pabst

    Pabst

    Hilarious that someone like Streisand, who barely finished high school, would mock the grades of a guy who has a Harvard MBA.
     
  4. "guy who has a Harvard MBA." LMAO

    :D
     
  5. Here is a list of Bush achievements without spelling errors.


    GEORGE W. BUSH
    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

    I attacked and took over two countries.

    I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

    I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!)

    I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

    I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

    I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

    I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

    In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).

    After taking the entire month of August 01 for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

    I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.

    In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

    I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

    I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

    I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

    I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.

    I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.

    I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

    I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

    I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

    I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

    I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

    Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
    oil tanker named after her).

    I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

    I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

    I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

    I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS).

    I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).

    I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

    I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

    I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
    history.

    I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

    I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

    I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

    I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

    I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

    The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy
    frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

    I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

    I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1.

    I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

    I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

    I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

    I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

    I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.

    I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

    In a little over two years, I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.

    I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/3/6/82750/86052
     
  6. dddooo,

    Quite a few of those things are the mark of an effective President, such as

    I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
    I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
    I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
    I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

    I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

    I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

    I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
    I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
    I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

    Also I think you might have forgotten Kyoto . . .

    So much for his New World Order . . .

    A few of them are bunk:

    I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

    ???

    I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

    I guess you forgot about Serbia . . .
     
  7. ya klans got to chill man.
    she's a great performer.
     
  8. "Re: barbara streisand rant- funny"

    No doubt you intentionally meant to misspell Barbra's name.....

    Probably you just spelled her name as it sounds, the same way Barbra spelled the words the way Bush pronounces them.....

     
  9. Oh geez, look who comes to the defense of the silly old yenta . . Baabaa Streisand. I hope this post didn't hurt your feelings.
     
  10. Hey Jobu,

    It would figure that Yentl gets you pretty hot.

    Yentl plot: A Jewish girl disguises herself as a boy to enter religious training.
     
    #10     Mar 6, 2006