An experienced cashier should be able to count out 57 bills of the same denomination in less than a minute. So the "comic protest" is lame. Pennies would have been better. Using "ass pennies" would have been even more satisfying.http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies If his paperwork indicated the installation charge was waived, then he really could have taught the store a lesson by suing for false arrest.