Avoiding the "Sausage-Dog"...

I never heard that expression

I have heard.....I am going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you will have to brush your teeth through your rectum

 

I've always liked:

"I've got chunks of guys tougher than you in my stool!"

 

heh heh i don't doubt that you do ;-)

 

I have never had the sausage dog feeling during trading, but I had it tonight when my wife and I were eating dinner.

 

I just spit up my beer

mind my asking??... what was the family pet doing up there??

 

Thank God we don't have a real dog. It's just that she likes to be abusive. I guess she's living out her revenge against men through this marriage. That's just the way life is. If you have a weakness it will be exploited by others. Until you die.

 

so true.

 

I've always wondered why so many women who hate men get married anyway? Isn't it enough for them to hate daddy? Why drag us into it?

 

i'll have the answer to that early tomorrow. my ex-wife starts taking phone calls after 9 am!

 

That cracks me up!!! Humor is best when most is left to the imagination.