'average penis size by country'

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Wallace, Sep 30, 2012.

  1. I told nutmeg's wife I was going to give her 8 inches tonight...

    She said "Yeah sure. 4 strokes, 2 inches per stroke!"
    #41     Jan 6, 2014
  2. nursebee


    I went out a couple nights ago, a college town, lots of hotties!

    I met this one woman, oh so fine, blond, nice rack. We get along, I ask for her digits and some alone time.

    She says, you can come back to my place, but not unless you got 1o inches.

    I tell her, I aint cutting 2 off for anyone!
    #42     Jan 6, 2014
  3. I'm sure you do feel inadequate.
    #43     Jan 7, 2014
  4. You were supposed to say, "Okay, I'll fold it in half". :cool:
    #44     Jan 7, 2014
  5. LEAPup


    You're the epitome of inadequate camper boy.
    #45     Jan 7, 2014
  6. Says the guy with 10 inches of Congo in his backdoor. :p
    #46     Jan 7, 2014
  7. ElCubano


    Where The F**k is Cuba? No one representing? or are the clumping us in the congo line..:D
    #47     Jan 7, 2014
  8. LOL now that was funny ... damn it.
    #48     Jan 7, 2014
  9. wartrace


    I wonder why they didn't measure them while erect. :confused:
    #49     Jan 7, 2014
  10. I was toweling off after a swim at a public pool when I was a little kid once, saw a guy with a dick that hung to his knees! Since then I've been hoping that it's more about the girth...
    #50     Jan 7, 2014