'average penis size by country'

I told nutmeg's wife I was going to give her 8 inches tonight...

She said "Yeah sure. 4 strokes, 2 inches per stroke!"

 

I went out a couple nights ago, a college town, lots of hotties!

I met this one woman, oh so fine, blond, nice rack. We get along, I ask for her digits and some alone time.

She says, you can come back to my place, but not unless you got 1o inches.

I tell her, I aint cutting 2 off for anyone!

 

I'm sure you do feel inadequate.

 

You were supposed to say, "Okay, I'll fold it in half".

 

You're the epitome of inadequate camper boy.

 

Says the guy with 10 inches of Congo in his backdoor.

 

Where The F**k is Cuba? No one representing? or are the clumping us in the congo line..

 

LOL now that was funny ... damn it.

 

I wonder why they didn't measure them while erect.

 

I was toweling off after a swim at a public pool when I was a little kid once, saw a guy with a dick that hung to his knees! Since then I've been hoping that it's more about the girth...